Set The World On Sexy

allmypointlessthoughts:

Whoever is in charge of the lighting for the Apple Store events I could kiss them!

kingsleyyy:

Bitches be like

kingsleyyy:

Bitches be like

felicitys-smoaks:

Sorry we haven’t had time to do the ice bucket challenge… (x

michelle-my-belle:

kyssthis16:

upallnightogetloki:

arabellesicardi:

rpattz ALS challenge video is my favorite because it’s the worst. so, basically, in character and totally predictable.  

They just keep throwing solo cups at his ass, I’m crying

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I don’t know why but the pot killed me.

u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not
Anonymous

janiesleepswithsirens:

fluffy-moose:

sarahisnotonice:

bottomupcas:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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i thinks shes beautiful in my opinion 

This girl is my hero.

Fuck yes

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

despitetheobvious:

I just need this shirt

despitetheobvious:

I just need this shirt

tastefullyoffensive:

Don’t scribe and carriage. [extrafabulouscomics]

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

slim-and-svelte:

viergacht:

Took a break from commissions today to draw this for myself - two of the best sitcom families. 

omg tina 

slim-and-svelte:

viergacht:

Took a break from commissions today to draw this for myself - two of the best sitcom families. 

omg tina 

housewifeswag:

crsone:

20 Years Later. Them Rascals Grew Up. 

shut the fuck up

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

hoodratorganization:

tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall

I used to do this all. the. time. in orchestra

hoodratorganization:

tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall

I used to do this all. the. time. in orchestra